How do the blind have sex...

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 15:06:14

With all the topics on opening the door, going to the spa. I just started wundering.

Post 2 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 15:20:19

yes, I'd love to know too.
Without descriptions though please..

Post 3 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 15:22:47

You mean the blind do actually have sex?

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 15:59:10

Oh yes, I'd like to know too, especially since blind people don't have the same anatomy as sighted people.

Post 5 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 17:49:20

I masturbated so much that I went blind. It feels too good to stop, though, so now I'm working on going deaf as well. Oh god! Oh shit... *wipes off the keyboard* oops. Better go get another hearing test.

Post 6 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 19:17:07

This topic is disgusting. how could any normal person even imagine these handicapped people...lord I can't even say it. There should be a law against it. That movie about Ray Charles was insanely hyped up, and anyone of the blind who even thinks they'd be able to have a child let alone perform the act of reproducing needs to learn their limitations.

Post 7 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 19:43:16

Awesome topic! So if masturbation makes one go blind, would celibacy improve our vision? Hmmmm.

Post 8 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 19:47:42

Oh good grief. You should know better than that. Don't be silly! I'd be better than fully sighted by now, if that were the case... well, but since I can't stop masturbating, maybe I'm not a good case study.

Post 9 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 20:44:31

Blind people are pure beings of light who live with one foot in this world and one foot in the next. They are so pure that the idea of having desires of the flesh is just so far above them. They are only concerned with the state of their souls and those of the whole world. Well, most of them, except for those two. Damn, look at them going right at it, holy shit! Surprised they don't post a video on Youtube if people are so curious. Well, there go their psychic powers and their direct hotline to god. LOL!

Post 10 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 20:47:50

No, no, let me change that. Hold on. Oh yeah, blind people actually come from a far distant planet in another dimension whose name is unpronouncable in mere primitive human tongues. So yes, since blind people are aliens, the way they have sex is so unlike anything Earthlings have ever seen that, well, words just can't describe what it's like. This is why people must ask how the blind have sex or even whether they can.

Post 11 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 21:07:29

I don't even know why this topic was created. Before you ask how these people have sex, I want to know how they even eat, get dressed, or walk upright.

Post 12 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 22:47:56

I'd kill myself if I was to ever be stricken with blindness disease. Then I'd have to be put in a nursing home, wear a dyaper and how would I be able to talk? Fuck I couldn't even see my own mouth and as for sex the only thing my lower parts would be good for is shitting and pissing, and that'd still be on myself until some nurse's aid who probably just broke out of prison cleans me up. Blind people and sex. Don't make me laugh.

Post 13 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 23:02:14

I know if God struck me with the curse of blindness, I'd kill myself, but then again, if I were blind I probably couldn't find my own wrist to slice it, let alone find something to slice it with, let alone even know how to slice my wrist. After all, when God curses you with blindness to punish your family for sinning,you can't find anything and you don't know anything or how to do anything, because you're blind. So I guess if it happened, I'd be in such a constant state of prayer for God to make me see again that well, who'd have time to have sex when you're pining away for your eyesight back.

Post 14 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2011 23:56:35

Sex?
What is this sex stuff anyway? Know one has ever told me anything about sex, so how can I have it? Does it hurt? Taste good? Can you explain please?
Now You Tube I know about, but I'll need to learn about this sex stuff to know how to post my sex video.

Post 15 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 07-Oct-2011 11:48:54

I'm not sure how to answer your questions, Forereel. After all, if blind people aren't able to tell where our mouths are, how would we know where those mysterious sex organs are located? And I've heard it's done with your clothes off. So if a blind person was actually able to locate those parts in the first place, and took off their clothes to actually do this thing, how would they be able to pick out clothes again without sighted help? Hmm, maybe tell their mommy they planned to have sex, and could she pick out an outfit for them to wear afterward?

Post 16 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 07-Oct-2011 19:14:56

ROFL! Good grief! Well, I actually had a sighted person ask me how my husband & I have sex. None of your fuckin' business!

Post 17 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 07-Oct-2011 19:40:36

strange, i haven't been asked that before.

Post 18 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 07-Oct-2011 22:44:48

Fuckin business? Hmm!

Post 19 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2011 0:28:09

It seems people go to one extreme or the other. Some think we're asexual, others seem to think we'd make better lovers than sighted people, because we're supposed to be so sensitive to touch.

Post 20 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2011 4:52:32

It amuses me that there are sighted people who have to ask how, as if when you are either born blind or go blind later in life, your bodies mutate into such an unrecognizable form that the act of sex is this completely exotic and alien thing. I suppose if you had a quick wit and your audience had time, you could make up some bizarre and incomprehensibly complex love ritual and tell your audience in great detail. Of course, since when they are in the presence of the blind, all circuits meant to recognize and process sarcasm shut completely down, so they'll believe every syllable. Hahahahahahaha!

Post 21 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2011 11:41:59

Ah. Okay sister we're either ho's or no's. I still need more (detail) here.